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billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

fuck-no-sjws:

sixpathsofbased:

ultrafacts:

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Samsung is taking shots

oh snap

They ain’t nominate motorola because we got our shit on lock

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

fuck-no-sjws:

sixpathsofbased:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Samsung is taking shots

oh snap

They ain’t nominate motorola because we got our shit on lock

"One day I’ll have to explain about my nightmares. Why they came. Why they won’t ever really go away."

a-beautifully-musical-life:

pocketpsychologist:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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spoopstagram:

babyblu3sedan:

prickstagram:

wen a hot man do the sing song image

what

wen a hot man do the sing song

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet